Sorrow's Invitational

[Sorrow]

*Alice in Chains "Grind" plays and Sorrow makes his way to the ring, he enters and calls for a mic*

"Now many of you may be wondering why I'm out here, and I'll get to that in just one second. First and foremost I'm here to prove that no one stands a chance against me by challenging anyone in the locker room right here, right now. Who ever thinks they can take on The Sorrow of losing, come on out right here right now."

Commentator A: Well it looks like things are about to pick up, I wonder who's going to come out

Commentator B: Are you kidding me, what is this guy thinking doing this? He must be an idiot to call out everyone in that locker room.

*The anticipation builds as we wait for someone to come down out*

[Rattlehead]

*Music: Megadeth - Hanagar 18*

*Rattlehead comes out to the stage with a mic*

"Finally, someone with guts. Apparently not much brains though..."
*crowd laughter*
"How can you stand there and make a challenge like that knowing I'm in the back? But you know what? I'm happy you did. I tried... I came out, and told everyone how Markus doesn't belong here, but he tucked his tail and ran, avoiding me. Maybe if he witnesses me destroying you, he'll either man up to the challenge, or realize the truth and straight up leave."

[Sorrow]

"Markus? I've never even heard of this Markus person. Oh yes, he's the one that loses all the time."
*crowd laughter*
"And as far as you destroying me goes, you shall meet your Sorrow's End."

*Lightning strikes the ring posts*

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